Tuesday, September 06, 2005 2:24 PM
jfitzer
Happy Birthday to me!
I leave California in six days. But today I'm 23, so I'm gonna party. Here's a joke...
(Reuters)
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fightingunit called U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRFS). These North Carolina,South Carolina, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma, andTennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This shit should be over in a week.